HOTEL JOKES
GUEST : - "WAITER ,DO YOU SERVE CRABS.....?
WAITER : -PLEASE HAVE YOUR SEAT SIR,WE SERVE EVERY ONE....!.
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GUEST: - WAITER ,IS THIS A LAMB CHOP OR PORK CHOP....?
WAITER : -CANT YOU TELL THE DIFFERENCE BY TASTE...?
GUEST: - NO, I CAN'T..!
WAITER : - THEN DOES IT REALLY MATTER.....?
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GUEST: -WAITER,THERE IS A DEAD BEETLE IN MY SOUP...!
WAITER: -YES SIR,THEY ARE NOT VERY GOOD SWIMMERS....!
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GUEST: -WAITER,THERE IS A FLY IN MY SOUP...!
WAITER: -THAT'S ALL RIGHT SIR,HE DON'T DRINK MUCH......!
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WAITER TO GUEST: - "I HAVE STEWED LIVER,BOILED TOUNGUE AND FROG'S LEG....!"
GUEST: -DON'T TELL ME YOUR PROBLEMS,GIVE ME THE MENU CARD...!"
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GUEST: -WAITER..!THERE IS A FLY SWIMMING IN MY SOUP...!
WAITER: -SO WHAT DO YOU EXPECT ME TO DO..?,CALL A LIFE GUARD ......?
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GUEST: -WAITER,WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS FLY IN MY TEA CUP....?
WAITER: -I WOULDN'T KNOW SIR...!I AM A WAITER NOT A "FORTUNE TELLER"
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Dec 4th