"MODERN JUNGLE BOOK.....!"
“A LITTLE RABBIT HAPPILY RUNNING THROUGH THE FOREST STUMBLES UPON A GIRAFFE ROLLING A MARIJUANA CIGARETTE.....!
THE RABBIT LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS: -”GIRAFFE, MY FRIEND WHY DO YOU DO THIS…?THINK ABOUT YOUR HEALTH…!COME WITH ME RUNNING THROUGH THE FOREST,YOU WILL SEE,YOU WILL FEEL MUCH BETTER….!”
THE GIRAFFE LOOKS AT HIM, AND THEN LOOKS AT HIS JOINT,TOSSES IT AND GOES OFF RUNNING WITH THE RABBIT…..!
THEN THEY COME ACROSS AN ELEPHANT DOING OPIUM.....!
SO THE RABBIT AGAIN SAYS: -”ELEPHANT MY FRIEND,WHY DO YOU DO THIS…?THINK ABOUT YOUR HEALTH.COME..!RUN WITH US ACROSS THE FOREST,YOU WILL FEEL BETTER AND GOOD..!
THE ELEPHANT LOOKS AT THEM AND STARTED RUNNING ALONG WITH THEM…!
WHEN THE THREE ANIMALS CAME ACROSS A LION WHO ABOUT TO TAKE A HEROIN SHOT…!
THE RABBIT SAID: -”LION MY FRIEND,WHY YOU DO THIS TO YOU…?THINK ABOUT YOUR HEALTH,COME RUN WITH US THE BEAUTIFUL FOREST,AND I’M SURE YOU WILL FEEL BETTER…!
THE LION LOOKS AT HIM,PUTS DOWN HIS NEEDLE,AND STARTS RUNNING TO BEAT THE HELL OUT OF THE LITTLE RABBIT…!
AS THE GIRAFFE AND ELEPHANT WATCH IN HORROR,...!
THEY ASK: -,’LION,WHY DID YOU DO THIS…?HE WAS MERELY TRYING TO HELP US ALL…!!!”
THE LION ANSWERS: -“THAT LITTLE DEVIL MAKES ME RUN AROUND THE FOREST LIKE AN IDIOT FOR HOURS EVERY TIME HE’S HIGH ON COCAINE…..!”
Mar 16th
GOD'S SENCE OF HUMOUR....!
"GOD WAS IN THE PROCESS OF CREATING THE UNIVERSE AND HE WAS EXPLAINING TO HIS SUBORDINATES.....!
GOD: -"LOOK,EVERYTHING SHOULD BE IN BALANCE.
FOR EXAMPLE,AFTER EVERY 10 DEER THERE SHOULD BE A LION...!LOOK HERE MY FELLOW ANGELS,HERE IS THE COUNTRY OF THE UNITED STATES...!I HAVE BLESSED THEM WITH MONEY AND PROSPERITY...!BUT AT THE SAME TIME I HAVE GIVEN THEM INSECURITY AND TENSION.....!
AND HERE IS AFRICA,I HAVE GIVEN THEM BEAUTIFUL NATURE...!BUT AT THE SAME TIME,I HAVE GIVEN THEM CLIMATIC EXTREMES...!
AND HERE IS SOUTH AMERICA...!I HAVE GIVEN THEM LOTS OF FORESTS...!BUT AT THE SAME TIME,I HAVE GIVEN THEM LESSER LAND SO THAT THEY WOULD HAVE TO CUT OFF THE FORESTS.....!
SO YOU SEE FELLOWS,EVERYTHING SHOULD BE BALANCE...!"
ONE OF THE ANGELS ASKED: - "GOD....!,WHAT THIS EXTREMELY BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY HERE.....?
GOD SAID: -"AHAH...!THAT IS THE CROWN PIECE OF ALL..! "INDIA..!' MY MOST PRECIOUS CREATION,IT HAS UNDERSTANDING AND FRIENDLY PEOPLE.....!SPARKLING STREAMS AND SERENE MOUNTAINS..! A CULTURE WHICH SPEAKS OF THE GREAT TRADITION THAT THEY LIVE....!
ONE ANGEL IS QUITE SURPRISED : -"BUT GOD YOU SAID EVERYTHING SHOULD BE IN BALANCE...!"
GOD REPLIED : - "LOOK AT THE NEIGHBORS I GAVE THEM.......!"
Mar 10th