"FUNNY CHAT....!"
1) WAITER: -"WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR COFFEE BLACK....?"
GUEST : - "WHAT OTHER COLOURS DO YOU HAVE.......?"
2) MANAGER : - "SORRY,BUT I CAN'T GIVE YOU A JOB.I DON'T NEED MUCH HELP....!".
JOB APPLICANT : - "THAT'S ALL RIGHT.IN FACT I'M JUST THE RIGHT PERSON IN THIS
CASE.YOU SEE,I WON'T BE OF MUCH HELP ANYWAY....!"
3) GUEST: -"I CAN'T EAT SUCH A ROTTEN CHICKEN..!CALL THE MANAGER...!"
WAITER : -"IT'S NO USE...!HE WON'T EAT IT EITHER....."
4) GUEST: - " YOU'LL DRIVE ME TO THE GRAVE...!"
WAITER : - " WELL,YOU DON'T EXPECT TO WALK THERE,DO YOU......!"
5) H.K : -' SIR, THERE IS A BOMB IN OUR HOTEL GARDEN.....!'
EX.HK: - 'DON'T WORRY.IF NO ONE CLAIMS IN NINETY DAYS, YOU CAN KEEP IT...!"
May 28th