'FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD'
"UNIVERSITY WERE TO BE INTERVIEWED FOR A PRESTIGIOUS JOB....!ONE COMMON QUESTION WAS ASKED TO ALL 4 OF THEM.....!"
INTERVIEWER: - WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD?
YALE GUY: - "IT'S LIGHT,NOTHING CAN TRAVEL FASTER THAN LIGHT......!"
HARVARD GUY: -" IT'S THE THOUGHTS;BECAUSE THOUGHT IS SO FAST,IT COME INSTANTLY IN YOUR MIND......!"
MIT GUY: - IT'S BLINK,YOU CAN BLINK AND IT'S HARD TO REALIZE YOU BLINKED.....!'
SANTA SINGH: - "IT'S LOOSE MOTION.....!"I
INTERVIEWER: - (SHOCKED TO TO HEAR SANTA'S REPLY,ASKED) :- "WHY....!!?"
SANTA SINGH: - LAST NIGHT AFTER DINNER,I WAS LYING IN MY BED AND I GOT THE WORST STOMACH CRAMPS,AND BEFORE I COULD 'THINK' ,'BLINK' .OR 'TURN ON THE LIGHTS' ...!IT WAS OVER....!!!
"BOLO TARA RA RA HOYE.....!....!"
Aug 7th