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"AN OLD MONKEY STORY WITH A NEW ENDING.....!'

‘IT’S AN OLD STORY THAT WE READ IN CLASS 3 BUT WITH A NEW ENDING…..!’ A hat-seller who was passing by a forest decided to take a nap under one of the trees, so he left his whole basket of hats by the side. A few hours later, he woke up and realized that all his hats were gone. He looked up and to his surprise, the tree was full of monkeys and they had taken all his hats. The hat seller sits down and thinks of how he can get the hats down. While thinking he started to scratch his head. The next moment, the monkeys were doing the same. Next, he took down his own hat, the monkeys did exactly the same. An idea came to his mind* He took his hat and threw it on the floor and the monkeys did that too. So he finally managed to get all his hats back. Fifty years later, his grandson, Sukhwinder, also became a hat-seller and had heard this monkey story from his grandfather. One day, just like his grandfather, he passed by the same forest. It was very hot, and he took a nap under the same tree and left the hats on the floor. He woke up and realized that all his hats were taken by the monkeys on the tree. He remembered his grandfather’s words, started scratching his head and the monkeys followed. He took down his hat and fanned himself and again the monkeys followed. Now, very convinced of his grandfather’s idea, Sukhwinder threw his hat on the floor but to his surprise, the monkeys still held on to all the hats. Then one monkey climbed down the tree, grabbed the hat on the floor, gave him a slap and Guess!!! Said what??? **************** *************.. ***********.. *********.. ******** *****.. ****. *** **. *. * .. . . . “YOU THINK ONLY YOU HAVE A GRAND FATHER…..?…?!!!”

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“HUMAN BRAIN CONSISTS OF MORE THAN 100 BILLION NEURONS…..!”

THE HUMAN BRAIN CONSISTS OF MORE THAN 100 BILLION NEURONS (NERVE CELLS ) THROUGH WHICH THE BRAINS COMMANDS ARE SENT IN THE FORM OF ELECTRIC PULSES…!THESE PULSES TRAVEL AT MORE THAN 400 K.M/H (250 MPH),CREATING ENOUGH ELECTRICITY TO POWER A LIGHT BULB…..!THE BRAIN CONSUMES MORE ENERGY THAN ANY OTHER ORGAN…!BURNING UP A WHOPPING ONE- FIFTH OF THE FOOD WE TAKE IN…..!

IT IS ESTIMATED THAT THE MENTAL CAPACITY OF A 100-YEAR OLD HUMAN WITH PERFECT MEMORY COULD BE REPRESENTED BY COMPUTER WITH 10 TO THE POWER OF 15 BITS…!HOWEVER ,THAT REPRESENTS JUST MEMORY CAPACITY,NOT THE EXTREMELY COMPLEX PROCESS OF THOUGHT CREATION AND EMOTIONS…..!” t

BUT CONSIDER THIS :- FOR ALL THE COMPLEXITY OF THE BRAIN,YOU STILL HAVE ONE THOUGHT AT A TIME….!MAKE IT POSITIVE THOUGHT….!”

“PASTRY :- A BAKED FOOD GROUP WHICH CONTAINS ITEMS MADE FROM FLOUR AND FAT PASTES SUCH AS PIE CRUST,ALSO TARTS,PUFF PASTRIES….!

“VEGAN PASTRIES……!”

“BAKLAVA IS MEDITERRANEAN DESSERT MADE WITH PHYLLOW DOUGH,NUTS,BUTTER,HONEY AND SUGAR….!IT IS OFTEN FLAVOURED WITH SPICES SUCH AS CINNAMON,AND CARDAMOM…!BAKLAVA COMES FROM THE TURKISH WORD ’ LOZENGE’ ,MEANING DIAMOND SHAPE…….!”

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“THIS WEBSITE PROVIDES ACCESS TO SIGN UP FOR VARIOUS TASTE WORK SHOPS,LECTURES,AND SEMINARS OR APPLY FOR PRESS ACCREDIT ION….!”

“SARDAR SANTA SINGH GOES TO AN UDIPI RESTAURANT TO HAVE SOMETHING TO EAT…!HE ORDERS FOR “MASALA DOSA”…!THE WAITER PROMPTLY GETS HIM THE DISH BUT IS SURPRISED TO SEE THAT SANTA EATS ONLY THE MASALA LEAVING THE DOSA BEHIND…!.SANTA THEN ORDERS ONE PORTION”SAMOSA”…!AGAIN,THIS TIME THE WAITER NOTICES THAT SANTA EATS ONLY THE FILLING AND NOT THE SHELL….!WAITER IS CURIOUS…!SANTA NEXT ORDERS FOR “BATATA VADA” THIS TIME AROUND ALSO SANTA EATS ONLY THE FILLING AND LEAVES THE SHELL BEHIND…..!

THE WAITER IS LOSING HIS PATIENCE AND WALKING UPTO SANTA AND ASKS HIM:-
‘SARDARJI,AAP DISH KE UNDER HA HI CHEEZ HI KYON KHA RAHE HO…?KYA BAAKI CHEEZ PASAND NAHI AAYA…?

SANTA SAYS :- ARRE BHAYYA,AISI BAAT NAHI…!HAMARI TABIYAT THEEK NAHI,ISLIYE DOCTOR NE KAHA KI BAAHAR KA CHEEZ MAT KHAYA KARO…..!…!!!!.

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Billa 2007 Tamil Movie Watch Online Informations : Directed by Vishnuvardhan Cast : Ajith, Nayantara, Namitha Release date(s) : December 14, 2007 Country : India Language : Tamil Billa 2007…

'FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD'

 "UNIVERSITY WERE TO BE INTERVIEWED FOR A PRESTIGIOUS JOB....!ONE COMMON QUESTION WAS ASKED TO ALL 4 OF THEM.....!"
INTERVIEWER: - WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD?
YALE  GUY: - "IT'S LIGHT,NOTHING CAN TRAVEL FASTER THAN LIGHT......!"
HARVARD GUY: -" IT'S THE THOUGHTS;BECAUSE THOUGHT IS SO FAST,IT COME INSTANTLY IN YOUR MIND......!"
MIT GUY: - IT'S BLINK,YOU CAN BLINK AND IT'S HARD TO REALIZE YOU BLINKED.....!'
SANTA SINGH: - "IT'S LOOSE MOTION.....!"I
INTERVIEWER: - (SHOCKED TO TO HEAR SANTA'S REPLY,ASKED) :- "WHY....!!?"
SANTA SINGH: - LAST NIGHT AFTER DINNER,I WAS LYING IN MY BED AND I GOT THE WORST STOMACH CRAMPS,AND BEFORE I COULD 'THINK' ,'BLINK' .OR 'TURN ON THE LIGHTS' ...!IT WAS OVER....!!!
 "BOLO TARA RA RA HOYE.....!....!"