” RAJANIKANT FACTS….!” YOU WANT TO KNOW WHO IS RAJANIKANT…? WELL, HERE ARE THE FACTS….! :- RAJANIKANT MAKES ONIONS CRY…..! RAJANIKANT CAN DELETE THE RECYCLE BIN….! GHOSTS ARE ACTUALLY CAUSED BY RAJANIKANT…! KILLING PEOPLE FASTER THAN DEATH CAN PROCESS THEM……! RAJANIKANT CAN BUILD A SNOWMAN…! THAT IS OUT OF RAIN…..! RAJANIKANT CAN STRANGLE YOU WITH A CORDLESS PHONE…..! RAJANIKANT CAN DROWN A FISH….! WHEN RAJANIKANT ENTERS A ROOM,HE DOESN’T TURN THE LIGHTS ON……! HE TUNS THE DARK OFF….! WHEN RAJANIKANT LOOKS IN A MIRROR,THE MIRROR SHATTERS,BECAUSE NOT EVEN GLASS IS STUPID ENOUGH TO GET IN BETWEEN RAJANIKANT AND RAJANIKANT….! BRET FAVRE CAN THROW A FOOTBALL OVER 50 YARDS…..!. RAJANIKANT CAN THROUGH BRET FAVRE EVEN FURTHER…..! THE LAST DIGIT OF PI IS RAJANIKANT…!HE IS THE END OF ALL THINGS…..! RAJANIKANT DOES NOT KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE,BUT HE KNOWS WHERE YOU WILL DIE…….! BULLETS DODGE RAJANIKANT……! A HANDICAP PARKING SIGN DOES NOT SIGNIFY THAT THIS SIGN IS FOR HANDICAPPED PEOPLE……!IT IS ACTULLY6 IN FACT A WARNING,THAT THE SPOT BELONGS TO RAJANIKANT AND THAT YOU WILL BE HANDICAPPED IF PARK THERE……! RAJANIKANT’S CALENDER GOES STRAIGHT FROM MARCH 31ST TO APRIL 2ND,NO ONE FOOLS RAJANIKANT……! IF YOU SPELL RAGANIKANT WRONG ON GOOGLE IT DOESN’T SAY,’ DID YOU MEAN RAJANIKANT…? IT SIMPLY REPLIES, “RUN WHILE YOU STILL HAVE THE CHANCE.!”I ONCE A COBRA BIT RAJANIKANT’S LEG,AFTER FIVE DAYS OF EXCRUCIATING PAIN,THE COBRA PERISHED….! WHEN RAJANIKANT GIVES YOU THE FINGER,HE IS TELLING YOU HOW MANY SECONDS YOU HAVE LEFT TO LIVE…….! RAJANIKANT CAN KILL 2 STONES WITH ONE BIRD…..! RAJANIKANT WAS ONCE A CELEBRITY WHEEL OF FORTUNE AND WAS THE FIRST TO SPIN…..!THE NEXT 29 MINUTES OF THE SHOW CONSISTED OF EVERYONE STANDING AWKWARDLY,WAITING FOR THE WHEEL TO STOP……! LEADING HAND SANITIZERS CLAIM THEY CAN KILL 99.9 PERCENT OF GERMS…!RAJANIKANT CAN KILL 100. PERCENT OF WHATEVER HE WANTS….! THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS GLOBAL WARMING…!RAJANIKANT WAS COLD HE TURNED THE SUN UP…..! RAJANIKANT CAN SET ANTS ON FIRE WITH A MAGNIFYING GLASS…! AT NIGHT…….! RAJANIKANT HAS A DEEP AND ABIDING RESPECT FOR HUMAN LIFE…!UNLESS IT GETS IN HIS WAY…….! IT TAKES RAJANIKANT 20 MINUTES TO WATCH 60 MINUTES……! RAJANIKANT ONCE SHOT DOWN A GERMAN FIGHTER PLAIN WITH HIS FINGER , BY YELLING..! ’ BANG…!’ I WHEN YOU SAY ” NO ONE IS PERFECT ” , RAJANIKANT TAKES THIS AS A PERSONAL INSULT…….!

” RAJANIKANT FACTS….!”

YOU WANT TO KNOW WHO IS RAJANIKANT…? WELL, HERE ARE THE FACTS….! :-

RAJANIKANT MAKES ONIONS CRY…..!

RAJANIKANT CAN DELETE THE RECYCLE BIN….!

GHOSTS ARE ACTUALLY CAUSED BY RAJANIKANT…! KILLING PEOPLE FASTER THAN DEATH CAN PROCESS THEM……!

RAJANIKANT CAN BUILD A SNOWMAN…! THAT IS OUT OF RAIN…..!

RAJANIKANT CAN STRANGLE YOU WITH A CORDLESS PHONE…..!

RAJANIKANT CAN DROWN A FISH….!

WHEN RAJANIKANT ENTERS A ROOM,HE DOESN’T TURN THE LIGHTS ON……! HE TUNS THE DARK OFF….!

WHEN RAJANIKANT LOOKS IN A MIRROR,THE MIRROR SHATTERS,BECAUSE NOT EVEN GLASS IS STUPID ENOUGH TO GET IN BETWEEN RAJANIKANT AND RAJANIKANT….!

BRET FAVRE CAN THROW A FOOTBALL OVER 50 YARDS…..!.

RAJANIKANT CAN THROUGH BRET FAVRE EVEN FURTHER…..!

THE LAST DIGIT OF PI IS RAJANIKANT…!HE IS THE END OF ALL THINGS…..!

RAJANIKANT DOES NOT KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE,BUT HE KNOWS WHERE YOU WILL DIE…….!

BULLETS DODGE RAJANIKANT……!

A HANDICAP PARKING SIGN DOES NOT SIGNIFY THAT THIS SIGN IS FOR HANDICAPPED PEOPLE……!IT IS ACTULLY6 IN FACT A WARNING,THAT THE SPOT BELONGS TO RAJANIKANT AND THAT YOU WILL BE HANDICAPPED IF PARK THERE……!

RAJANIKANT’S CALENDER GOES STRAIGHT FROM MARCH 31ST TO APRIL 2ND,NO ONE FOOLS RAJANIKANT……!
IF YOU SPELL RAGANIKANT WRONG ON GOOGLE IT DOESN’T SAY,’ DID YOU MEAN RAJANIKANT…? IT SIMPLY REPLIES, “RUN WHILE YOU STILL HAVE THE CHANCE.!”I

ONCE A COBRA BIT RAJANIKANT’S LEG,AFTER FIVE DAYS OF EXCRUCIATING PAIN,THE COBRA PERISHED….!
WHEN RAJANIKANT GIVES YOU THE FINGER,HE IS TELLING YOU HOW MANY SECONDS YOU HAVE LEFT TO LIVE…….!
RAJANIKANT CAN KILL 2 STONES WITH ONE BIRD…..!

RAJANIKANT WAS ONCE A CELEBRITY WHEEL OF FORTUNE AND WAS THE FIRST TO SPIN…..!THE NEXT 29 MINUTES OF THE SHOW CONSISTED OF EVERYONE STANDING AWKWARDLY,WAITING FOR THE WHEEL TO STOP……!

LEADING HAND SANITIZERS CLAIM THEY CAN KILL 99.9 PERCENT OF GERMS…!RAJANIKANT CAN KILL 100. PERCENT OF WHATEVER HE WANTS….!

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS GLOBAL WARMING…!RAJANIKANT WAS COLD HE TURNED THE SUN UP…..!

RAJANIKANT CAN SET ANTS ON FIRE WITH A MAGNIFYING GLASS…! AT NIGHT…….!

RAJANIKANT HAS A DEEP AND ABIDING RESPECT FOR HUMAN LIFE…!UNLESS IT GETS IN HIS WAY…….!

IT TAKES RAJANIKANT 20 MINUTES TO WATCH 60 MINUTES……!

RAJANIKANT ONCE SHOT DOWN A GERMAN FIGHTER PLAIN WITH HIS FINGER , BY YELLING..! ’ BANG…!’

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WHEN YOU SAY ” NO ONE IS PERFECT ” , RAJANIKANT TAKES THIS AS A PERSONAL INSULT…….!

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