MANOJ KURUP

“YEH..!THATS ME….!”HE’S MY MOTHER AND...

Thu, 07 Aug 2008 15:47:00 +0530

“YEH..!THATS ME….!”HE’S MY MOTHER AND FATHER……!”

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” SING IS THE KING”WITHOUT ANY...

Wed, 06 Aug 2008 14:30:00 +0530

” SING IS THE KING”
WITHOUT ANY PREJUDICE…….!

George Bush was sitting in his office wondering whom to invade next when his telephone rang.

“Hello, Mr. Bush!” a heavily accented voice said, “This is Gurmukh from
Phagwara, District Kapurthala, Punjab …. I am ringing to inform you that
we are officially declaring the war on you!”

“Well, Gurmukh,” Bush replied, “This is indeed important news! How big is
your army”

“Right now,” said Gurmukh, after a moment’s calculation, “there is myself,
my cousin Sukhdev, my next door neighbor Bhagat, and the entire kabaddi team from the gurudwara. That makes eight”

Bush paused. “I must tell you, Gurmukh that I have one million men in my
army waiting to move on my command.”

“Arrey O! Main kya..” said Gurmukh. “I’ll have to ring you back!”

Sure enough, the next day, Gurmukh called again.

“Mr. Bush, it is Gurmukh, I’m calling from Phagwara STD, the war is still
on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!”

“And what equipment would that be, Gurmukh” Bush asked.

“Well, we have two combines, a donkey and Amrik’s tractor.”

Bush sighed. “I must tell you, Gurmukh, that I have 16,000 tanks and 14,000
armored personnel carriers. Also, I’ve increased my army to 1-1/2 million
since we last spoke.”

“Oh teri….” said Gurmukh. “I’ll have to get back to you.”

Sure enough, Gurmukh rang again the next day.

“Mr. Bush, the war is still on! We have managed to get ourselves
airborne…. .. We’ve modified Amrik’s tractor by adding a couple of
shotguns, sticking on some wings and the pind’s generator. Four school pass
boys from Malpur have joined us as well!”

Bush was silent for a minute and then cleared his throat. “I must tell you,
Gurmukh, that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter planes. My military
complex is surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And
since we last spoke, I’ve increased my army to TWO MILLION!”

“Tera pala hove….” said Gurmuk, “I’ll have to ring you back.”

Sure enough, Gurmukh called again the next day.

“Kiddan, Mr.Bush! I am sorry to tell you that we have had to call off the
war.”

“I’m sorry to hear that,” said Bush. “Why the sudden change of heart”

“Well,” said Gurmukh, “we’ve all had a long chat over a couple of lassi’s,
and decided there’s no way we can feed two million prisoners of wars!”

NOW THAT’S CALLED INDIAN CONFIDENCE ……….!”

POWER OF ANACONDA

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POWER OF ANACONDA

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Wed, 06 Aug 2008 13:53:44 +0530

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“CARNIVAL OF VENICE..!”

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“CARNIVAL OF VENICE..!”

“FACTS OF INDIA….!”BUT WHY THESE PEOPLE...

Wed, 06 Aug 2008 13:09:00 +0530

“FACTS OF INDIA….!”BUT WHY THESE PEOPLE LEAVING THE COUNTRY….?

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“LALOO BADSHA”

Tue, 05 Aug 2008 15:55:20 +0530

“LALOO BADSHA”

“LALOO HAVALDAR”

Tue, 05 Aug 2008 15:54:13 +0530

“LALOO HAVALDAR”

‘JAB DEPP JALE AANA…!”

Mon, 04 Aug 2008 14:02:01 +0530

‘JAB DEPP JALE AANA…!”

“HARIVARASANM BY K.J.YESUDAS”

Mon, 04 Aug 2008 14:00:36 +0530

“HARIVARASANM BY K.J.YESUDAS”

“SIVAMANI DRUM SHOW”

Mon, 04 Aug 2008 13:58:46 +0530

“SIVAMANI DRUM SHOW”

“KITTEN AFRAID OF REMOTE CONTROL MOUSE…..!”

Mon, 04 Aug 2008 13:49:00 +0530

“KITTEN AFRAID OF REMOTE CONTROL MOUSE…..!”

MY FLICKR

Mon, 04 Aug 2008 13:49:00 +0530

MY FLICKR

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“GURUJI ON CNN”

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“GURUJI ON CNN”

Mon, 04 Aug 2008 13:40:14 +0530

“SRI SRI RAVISHANKAR”

Mon, 04 Aug 2008 13:37:03 +0530

“SRI SRI RAVISHANKAR”

“2008 GURUPOORNIMA TALK BY GURUJI….!”

Mon, 04 Aug 2008 13:32:00 +0530

“2008 GURUPOORNIMA TALK BY GURUJI….!”

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